Techno Claus (who looks suspiciously like "Sunday Morning" reporter David Pogue) offers gifts for the work and play gadget lovers on your holiday list:
Good morning dear, let's sit down
And welcome to my visit Techno Claus!
I am here to provide high tech gift ideas
A job I've done for 14 years straight.
I love being here in your well-decorated living room.
Cheap clothes, unique accents, etc.
Mute button ($40)
Stupid plague has borne such fruit
"You're an idiot!"
Nothing will happen to me! Because look what I have:
If it's green, they can hear it; If it's red, you can't.
No need to worry about badges for this fun elf;
_______ I will never laugh again.
Hotdot Wireless Hand Warmer ($30)
I don't like these chemical hand warmers.
You use them once, then they're just a waste.
But it's electric! Reboot, see?
Both parties will prompt you to choose a name.
Winter doesn't mean "chill to the bone" anymore.
And hey, in a pinch, you can charge your phone!
Renpho Wireless Jump Rope ($26)
So what do I do during my workout? no!
It's like jumping without a rope!
Under the roof? it doesn't matter! A tight space? High hair?
You can even work while stuck in a chair!
Count your jumps on your phone or here
And if you prefer the truth , don't be afraid!
JBL Clip 4 Bluetooth Speaker ($45)
You know who likes music while working? My fairy tale!
But ordinary speakers are lying on the shelf.
But it is clip-on portable.
For your car, desk or even your lap.
Sound and bass are excellent in size.
And it's waterproof, which was amazing!
Covobox ($57 and up)
Previously: cable and equipment accident.
And then: I made all these abominations disappear!
right! Don't let the good looks fool you:
This is DIY storage for stacks of books.
This is not enough, they put the books
What TPA should be, now you can hide your stuff!
KJOY LED Car Sign ($60)
How often, where to go,
Do you have ideas to share with the driver?
Don't be silent anymore! Paste this bluetooth screenshot,
Choose a message here and spread it!
Notice, thanks, how are you?
Or animation, it's up to you!
Therabody Smart Glasses ($200)
The world, let's face it, stresses us out.
We often have headaches and sleep less.
But these things rub you in places like that
And there is heat; You can make them as hot as you want.
This app provides guidance to find your peace
And the monitor measures the drop in heart rate.
For 200 rounds, I know, it's not cheap
But who appreciates rest and sleep?
It turns out, gentlemen: very funny.
I hope you enjoy; I have to run now!
I still use deer to begin with.
Because there is no one to fill the fuel!
The plot was developed by David Rothman. Editing: Mike Levin.
